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Category: by Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

7 Reasons Why Messi and Mbappé Should Write My Finals For Me

October 26, 2022October 26, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

45 Things That Lasted Longer Than Liz Truss as Prime Minister

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Philosophy Bros: A Taxonomy

December 22, 2021December 22, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

A Poem for the Professor Who Gave You a B

December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

PLAYLIST: Your Classmate Left COVID Isolation Way Too Early

November 12, 2021November 15, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Penn is totally like 1984: a Special Report by Pox News

November 12, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Taylor Swift’s “Red” is about struggling at Penn

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Your Ultimate All-Nighter Playlist

February 18, 2021July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

We Write More Rupi Kaur Poetry About Penn

February 3, 2021July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings

Man pointing finger guns, with a Thanksgiving turkey/pilgrim hat/pumpkin, and a Penn logo
November 18, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with

October 23, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Judge Barrett responds to every question with lyrics from “Losing My Religion”- answers actually make more sense

October 7, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

13 Puns for these Cursed Times

September 23, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn

September 9, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Fall 2020: A Shakespearean Tragedy

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