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Category: by Ezra Brooks

The 5 People You See at Every Concert
March 18, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

SPEC President Held Ransom For Fling Headliner

October 16, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Dear Professor, Sorry I’m Missing Lecture

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

A Letter From Your Landlord

January 24, 2018January 24, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Today’s the Day: From Now on Ask About Spring Break Instead of Winter Break

November 27, 2017September 21, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Being The Ideas Guy

October 3, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

The Official Unofficial Punch Bowl Application

September 19, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

iPhone X only costs 1/65th of Penn Tuition!

April 12, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

The Real Reason Frontera is so Slow

February 23, 2017April 4, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Acquaintance in Elevator Also Pleased by Recent Weather

February 9, 2017March 3, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Super Fun Super Safe Tips for Proper Utilization of Snow Days

December 1, 2016January 24, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

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