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Category: by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

October 3, 2013October 16, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

A Primer on Musical Genres

September 19, 2013October 1, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Graph: Why Is There Hair On That Guy’s Sweater?

April 29, 2013August 27, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

NEW PENN PRE-ORIENTATION PROGRAMS ANNOUNCED FOR 2013!

April 15, 2013August 22, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Surprises the Nation with the Announcement of his Impending Sex Change

April 1, 2013April 15, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jung Un Revealed to be a Giant Cat In Disguise

March 18, 2013March 30, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Punch Bowl’s New Line of Products Just For Women!

February 25, 2013March 13, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Tufty the Baby Kiwi Bird Pleads Guilty to Vicious Assault

February 11, 2013February 16, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Tina’s a Total Bitch

January 28, 2013February 4, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Penn Ditches Academic Honor Code in Favor of Medieval Torture

December 14, 2012January 21, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: Penn Police finally busts Stouffer College House’s elusive prostitution ring

December 7, 2012January 21, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING NEWS: California state legislature approves innovative “all sex, no safe” abstinence-free sex education curriculum

October 7, 2012January 21, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

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