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Category: by Jonathan Calles

February 17, 2015February 27, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Men’s Basketball Projected to go 0-14 in the Offseason

February 3, 2015February 11, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

NFL Launches Investigation: Did Properly Inflated Balls Lead to Terrible Seattle Playcall?

September 9, 2014September 19, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Oh Crap! It’s my Dance Floor Makeout on Locust!

March 8, 2014March 22, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Florida Man Uncharacteristically Normal

February 5, 2014February 12, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Super Bowl Commercials Suck

January 1, 2014February 2, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

New Year’s Resolution of a 1st Floor Pottruck Treadmill

December 28, 2013January 27, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

Heart of Texas: Green Water, White Sand, Rednecks

November 23, 2013December 28, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Heart of Texas: ‘Murrica and Fancy Ketchup

October 19, 2013November 23, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Heart of Texas: Crawfish, Zydeco and Blow Jobs

October 13, 2013October 19, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Heart of Texas: “Yer a Wizard” and Other Pickup Lines

September 21, 2013October 13, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Heart of Texas: Chapter 1

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