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Wait, What? Your ‘Lesbian’ Crush Actually Said She’s a ‘Libertarian’

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PRESS RELEASE: Punch Bowl Already Inclusive of All Genders

July 9, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

SHHH! Lesbian Doesn’t Ship Casey and Izzie on “Atypical”

June 6, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

April 18, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

New Campus Group Pushes for Randomized Housing

March 20, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

“Save room for Jesus!”: Principal Criticizes CDC’s New Spacing Guidelines

March 6, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

REPORT: Masochists Prefer Two-Injection Vaccines

February 21, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

October 10, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

September 28, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Professor Shocks Students with New Tattoo

September 11, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

STORYTIME: Pete Buttigieg Haunted My Drive to Campus

August 5, 2020July 9, 2021 Isabella Schlact

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