
Tag: College


My New and Original Admissions Consulting Business!

How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings

Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)

5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn

Quarantine Edition: Things to Roll on 4/20

Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify as an “Atlantic Salmon”

The Five Stages of Post-Midterm Grief

MADLIBS: Back when I was a freshman…

How to Summon Your Roommate

BREAKING: New College House Dedicated to Kanye, Now Called “College House West”

Student discovers he signed up to host 24 Baby Quakers while blacked out at Fling

10 Things Not to Say to Your Roommate on Move-In Day

Campus Masochists Bemoan End of Finals Week

Sedona Jameson | I Refuse to be Silenced

NO, I DON’T WANT TO GO TO YOUR COLLEGE

Exposé: Penn Heroin Club

Penn Community Waiting for Snow Day
