September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen
September 3, 2018September 3, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff Naïve, Sheltered Freshman Girl Still Excited by Frat Parties
November 4, 2015November 16, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff This Girl Tries To Sneak Into Lecture 10 Minutes Late. You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next.
February 25, 2015March 16, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff The Daily Pennsylvanian To Remove “Op” From Op-Ed For Future Issues
October 16, 2013March 15, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff BREAKING: Major Fair Leaves Freshmen More Confused Than Before