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Tag: Freshmen

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Penn Talk Dictionary First Edition

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen

October 26, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

RA in Dilapidated Quad Hall Spends $0.00 on Haunted House Event

September 3, 2018September 3, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Naïve, Sheltered Freshman Girl Still Excited by Frat Parties

November 4, 2015November 16, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

This Girl Tries To Sneak Into Lecture 10 Minutes Late. You’ll Never Believe What Happens Next.

September 21, 2015September 25, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Punch Bowl’s Guide to Friendship

February 25, 2015March 16, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

The Daily Pennsylvanian To Remove “Op” From Op-Ed For Future Issues

September 15, 2014September 22, 2014

BREAKING: Penngineers hacked into Playboy website to make us #1

September 14, 2014September 20, 2014

Things Unintentionally Learned During NSO

September 3, 2014September 14, 2014

NEW ISSUE: NSO ISSUE ONLINE NOW

October 16, 2013March 15, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Major Fair Leaves Freshmen More Confused Than Before

September 15, 2013September 23, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

Things I Unintentionally Learned During NSO

March 26, 2013April 6, 2013

Ocelot: A Secret Freshmen Society

December 2, 2012December 10, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

The Best of 2012’s Nuclear Winter Trends

October 15, 2012October 19, 2012

Record Levels of Wimpiness Found in College Freshmen

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