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Category: by Juliette Palermo

February 19, 2020June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify as an “Atlantic Salmon”

February 5, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

OP-ED: Penn Kids Do Not Drink Enough

October 19, 2019October 20, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Tragic! Girl Thinks, “Let’s Get Lunch” is Actual Invitation

October 4, 2019October 9, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

I Want Filas So I Can Go “Stomp Stomp Stomp”

September 19, 2019October 2, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Breaking: A Girl Is Tired

September 4, 2019September 4, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Maintain Self-Esteem When You AREN’T Cat Called

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Is Your Hookup a Literal Snake or a Wharton Student?

January 22, 2019June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Why You Need a Boyfriend and Not Just a Swell Bottle

October 15, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

New College House West Funded by Students Too Lazy to Look for Off-Campus Housing

October 1, 2018June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Ten Things I Learned in Office Hours

September 17, 2018September 20, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Let’s Get Lunch!

September 3, 2018September 3, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

NaĂŻve, Sheltered Freshman Girl Still Excited by Frat Parties

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