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Tag: President

February 15, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

November 9, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

March 12, 2019April 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

February 27, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

The Internal Monologue of Ivanka Trump

February 1, 2017February 21, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Donald Trump Starts Twitter War with Himself

November 21, 2016January 24, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Martin O’Malley Could’ve Saved this Country

November 1, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

October 24, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

Which Debate Participant are You?

November 23, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

This Thanksgiving, Obama Says “You’re Welcome”

November 17, 2015November 17, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Clinton Indulges in Moment of Relaxation, Campaign Falters

November 2, 2015November 11, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Why We Should Just Give Jim Webb The Presidency in 2016

April 22, 2015April 29, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Waka Flocka Flame Announces Candidacy for President, Worse Things Have Still Happened to America

November 26, 2014January 28, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Top 6 Reasons Why Pitbull Should Be President

February 17, 2014February 22, 2014 Punch Bowl Staff

President Obama Still Dropping Hints About Presidents Day

November 7, 2012November 14, 2012

“At Last, You Are All Under My Control”: Obama’s Acceptance Speech

October 24, 2012October 28, 2012

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