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October 31, 2022November 2, 2022 Jason Wang

Student Found Cheating Using Anal Beads

liz magic stands with arms crossed in front of Franklin Field
October 29, 2022October 29, 2022 Jason Wang

Magill Plans Massive Franklin Field Expansion

October 26, 2022November 11, 2025 Punch Bowl Staff

45 Things That Lasted Longer Than Liz Truss as Prime Minister

September 25, 2022September 25, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

“Don’t Worry Mom, I’m Totally #Thriving At Penn. Last Week I-“

September 21, 2022September 21, 2022 Jason Wang

Ten worst pains for a Penn student

a close-up of the cover, featuring magill as wonderbread, wendell as the rock, and dozens of club logos and lightning strikes floating behind them on locust walk.
August 17, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

The Showdown Issue Is LIVE!

May 5, 2022May 5, 2022 Punch Bowl Staff

HOT TAKE: FILLER WORDS BAD

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Penn Talk Dictionary First Edition

Descartes, Jason Wang, and Nietzsche point at each other in the Spiderman meme.
April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

A Metaphysical Meditation on Size

March 26, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Why Fraternities Haze

March 19, 2022April 11, 2022 Jason Wang

An Open Letter to Maskers

February 23, 2022February 23, 2022 Jason Wang

The Most Common Questions about Kentucky: Answered

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Philosophy Bros: A Taxonomy

December 22, 2021December 22, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

A Poem for the Professor Who Gave You a B

December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Jason Wang

How Biophysics Majors Can Take 8 Classes at Once: The Ultimate Guide

December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

PLAYLIST: Your Classmate Left COVID Isolation Way Too Early

November 25, 2021November 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus – 2021

November 24, 2021November 22, 2021 Jason Wang

CONSPIRACY: WHAT ARE PROFESSORS DOING WITH YOUR URINE?

November 23, 2021November 23, 2021 Brittany Anderson

How to Roast Someone

November 20, 2021November 21, 2021 Jason Wang

5 Ways Climate Change Benefits Penn

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