
Category: Articles


Thanksgiving Haikus – 2021

CONSPIRACY: WHAT ARE PROFESSORS DOING WITH YOUR URINE?

How to Roast Someone

5 Ways Climate Change Benefits Penn

Penn is totally like 1984: a Special Report by Pox News

Taylor Swift’s “Red” is about struggling at Penn

HUMANITIES WEEKLY QUESTION GENERATOR

35 Things You Can Do in the 15 Minutes Between Classes

How to Make Your Paper “Submitted and Readable”

Your Ultimate All-Nighter Playlist

Wait, What? Your ‘Lesbian’ Crush Actually Said She’s a ‘Libertarian’

The 6 Types of People at Van Pelt Library

Welcome to Snake Game: The “Squid Game” of Penn

Your Crush Is Hot. You Crush Is Smart. There’s Just *ONE* Red Flag. 🚩🚩🚩

PennCU: A Multiverse of Nerds & Assholes

Gutmann Disbands Penn Football Team

PRESS RELEASE: Punch Bowl Already Inclusive of All Genders

18 Facts You Might Not Know About New College House West
