
Category: by Long John


Why Don’t People Care About Bees Anymore?

Waka Flocka Flame Announces Candidacy for President, Worse Things Have Still Happened to America

Ke$ha Lyrics Explained

Spring Break Is Like So Ruined Now That Becky and Mike Are Taking a Break

1481 A.D. Sweet-Sixteen Abruptly Ends with Midlife Crisis

Snapchat “Discover” Update Includes Live NSA Feed

Entire Penn Breakdance Squad Forced to Drop Out

Seen on The Wok 2014

Apple Store “Genius” Not

Rare Book and Manuscript Collections Stolen from Van Pelt-Dietrich Library

Fall Fashion Tips – Pit Stains

Squirrel Found Guilty for Quad Robberies

Penn Reading Project 2014-2015 to Focus on Anime Porn

“Little” Pissed She Must Find Out Who Her “Big” Is

Penn Community Waiting for Snow Day

How To Throw a Super Bowl Party

BREAKING: Major Fair Leaves Freshmen More Confused Than Before
