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Tag: Politics

April 13, 2022April 13, 2022 Jason Wang

Penn Talk Dictionary First Edition

November 12, 2021November 15, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Penn is totally like 1984: a Special Report by Pox News

October 27, 2021October 25, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Wait, What? Your ‘Lesbian’ Crush Actually Said She’s a ‘Libertarian’

February 21, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

February 15, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

Man pointing finger guns, with a Thanksgiving turkey/pilgrim hat/pumpkin, and a Penn logo
November 18, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with

October 10, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

October 7, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

13 Puns for these Cursed Times

September 11, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

STORYTIME: Pete Buttigieg Haunted My Drive to Campus

January 21, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Call of Duty Players to be the First WWIII Draftees

November 5, 2019December 9, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Embarrassment for USA: ISIS Leader Killed Was Actually Head of Egyptian Goddess’ Fan Club

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Wow! Another Ethan Doesn’t Respect Women!

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

January 28, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

University of Pennsylvania Shuts Down over Budget Concerns

November 20, 2018September 25, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Ben Shapiro Outed as a Typewriter

September 23, 2018September 25, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Bananas Banned from Campus Because They Kind of Look like Guns

February 27, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

The Internal Monologue of Ivanka Trump

November 10, 2016June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Trump strikes liberal tone following meeting with Obama

November 1, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

“Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused

October 26, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

Voter Registration on Campus Doesn’t Enter You in Cruise Raffle

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