
Tag: Politics



Penn Talk Dictionary First Edition

Penn is totally like 1984: a Special Report by Pox News

Wait, What? Your ‘Lesbian’ Crush Actually Said She’s a ‘Libertarian’

Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with

I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

13 Puns for these Cursed Times

STORYTIME: Pete Buttigieg Haunted My Drive to Campus

Call of Duty Players to be the First WWIII Draftees

Embarrassment for USA: ISIS Leader Killed Was Actually Head of Egyptian Goddess’ Fan Club

Wow! Another Ethan Doesn’t Respect Women!

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

University of Pennsylvania Shuts Down over Budget Concerns

Ben Shapiro Outed as a Typewriter

Bananas Banned from Campus Because They Kind of Look like Guns

The Internal Monologue of Ivanka Trump

Trump strikes liberal tone following meeting with Obama
