November 12, 2021November 15, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak Penn is totally like 1984: a Special Report by Pox News
October 27, 2021October 25, 2021 Isabella Schlact Wait, What? Your ‘Lesbian’ Crush Actually Said She’s a ‘Libertarian’
February 15, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak
November 18, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with
September 11, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact STORYTIME: Pete Buttigieg Haunted My Drive to Campus
November 5, 2019December 9, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff Embarrassment for USA: ISIS Leader Killed Was Actually Head of Egyptian Goddess’ Fan Club
February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign
September 23, 2018September 25, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff Bananas Banned from Campus Because They Kind of Look like Guns
November 10, 2016June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff Trump strikes liberal tone following meeting with Obama
November 1, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff “Soak up the Sun” Singer Calls for Shorter Elections, Public Confused
October 26, 2016December 8, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff Voter Registration on Campus Doesn’t Enter You in Cruise Raffle