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Category: by Ellie Hoffman

April 15, 2021September 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Other Things I’d Like the CDC to Put a Pause On

March 22, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Maintain Mental Wellness in a Pandemic

March 4, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

CPAC Statues that Didn’t Make the Cut

February 15, 2021June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

December 4, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped

November 9, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

October 9, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Exclusive Interview with Jefferson Davis

September 22, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Locust Hate-Preacher Devastated Classes are Online

September 8, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

OP-ED: Abroad Did Not Change Me Enough

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

“Yeah, I’ve Totally Been Prepping for Social Distancing my Whole Life!” Says Attention-Seeking Extrovert

November 11, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Don’t Send Nudes; Send Podcast Recommendations

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Wow! Another Ethan Doesn’t Respect Women!

September 25, 2019September 24, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Girl with “Good Vibes Only” Sticker Emitting Terrible Vibes

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Weird Sophomore Goes Two Weeks without Mocking Freshmen

May 1, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

“NCH Is Like in the Middle of Nowhere” Says English Major with Four Fisher-Bennett Classes

January 25, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

“Woke” PoliSci Major Falls Asleep in Every Class

December 21, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Ouch! Girl Who Online-Shopped Through Every Lecture Still Did Better Than You on Final

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Are Men Discriminated Against?

November 7, 2018November 8, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Wharton Gets Their Own CAPS Clinician, So?????

October 10, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Girl Who Just Signed Her Text “Best, Genevieve” is Actually the Worst

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