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February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

UPenn Announces New “Punch Bowl Only” Wing in Van Pelt Library

February 12, 2020February 12, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Psych Student Suffers Mental Breakdown Over First Midterm

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

SHOCKING! Marketing Major Watches Super Bowl for the Football

December 11, 2019December 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

New Finals Season Study Strategy: Compartmentalization

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

“Mask and Wig” Club Founded for Students Interested in Costume Design

November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

The UPenn 2019 Halloween Guide…..CRAP We Missed Our Deadline

October 8, 2019October 9, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Local Comedic Writer Out of Ideas

September 26, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

WWII Technology Enthusiast Disappointed by “Tankie” Convention

September 12, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Freshman Achieves Enlightenment in First Philosophy Class

November 28, 2018November 28, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Break Amnesia: Medical Condition Leaves Student With No Recollection of Pre-Thanksgiving Life

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