May 6, 2013September 9, 2013

Sex, Lies, and Jokes About Wawa: Some Final Thoughts on Punch Bowl

April 3, 2013April 15, 2013

Bravo’s Sexy New Shows!

March 20, 2013March 30, 2013

Congress Passes Bill Making “Dick Move” a Federal Offense

February 27, 2013March 14, 2013

Magic School Bus Permission Slip

February 13, 2013February 17, 2013

Valentine’s Day Poems

January 30, 2013February 4, 2013

I Assure You, Sir, I’m Professional As Shit

December 25, 2012January 22, 2013 Punch Bowl Staff

New Christmas Movies!

December 5, 2012December 14, 2012

A Stern Letter to Andre 3000

November 21, 2012November 29, 2012

It’s About Time We Redecorate This Crack House

November 7, 2012November 14, 2012

“At Last, You Are All Under My Control”: Obama’s Acceptance Speech

October 24, 2012October 28, 2012

White House Emergency Responses

October 10, 2012October 14, 2012

Cage Fighting a Gorilla: A How-To Pamphlet

September 26, 2012October 1, 2012

An Ol’ Southern Story

May 26, 2012September 18, 2012

We Were Expendable

May 3, 2012September 18, 2012

Why We Must Exterminate All the Platypuses

April 19, 2012September 18, 2012

The 5 People You See at Every Concert

April 5, 2012September 18, 2012

Top 10 Reasons You'll Be Disappointed by This Top 10 List

February 23, 2012September 18, 2012

One Warrior's Quest to Defeat the Econ 001 Midterm

February 9, 2012September 18, 2012

Aquaman Is Sick and Tired of All This Abuse

January 26, 2012September 18, 2012

Tommy and Joey's Lunchroom Trade Agreement