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Category: by Arielle Wolfson

February 20, 2012July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Ode to President's Day

February 6, 2012July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

My Ideal Lunar Colony

October 3, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Unacceptable Lies Told on Online Dating Sites

September 19, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Ways to Avoid Small Talk with Painfully Unexciting People

March 28, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

West Virginia School Board Bans Darwin’s Origin of Species and Curious George

March 14, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Mardi Gras from a Sober Perspective

February 28, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Natalie Portman's Real Oscar Acceptance Speech

February 14, 2011July 23, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Make Something of your Life if you have No Skills

January 31, 2011July 29, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Make the Most of a Superbowl Party When You Care Nothing About Football

November 1, 2010July 29, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Why Watching the Food Network is Better than Watching Porn

October 18, 2010July 29, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Top Seven Halloween Costumes that Won’t Get You Laid unless your Pursuitee is Roofied

October 2, 2010July 29, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Adding a Personal Touch to Your CampusFood Order

August 15, 2010July 30, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Diversity at Penn

August 15, 2010July 30, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

Facebook Recommendation Rebuttals from Arielle Wolfson

August 15, 2010July 30, 2012 Punch Bowl Staff

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