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Tag: amy gutmann

November 2, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

35 Things You Can Do in the 15 Minutes Between Classes

October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Welcome to Snake Game: The “Squid Game” of Penn

October 19, 2021October 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Your Crush Is Hot. You Crush Is Smart. There’s Just *ONE* Red Flag. 🚩🚩🚩

Gutmann stands in front of the Penn Football team. Between Gutmann (left) and the football team is a large, red NO sign. There is a bluish tint over the football players.
October 8, 2021October 9, 2021 Jason Wang

Gutmann Disbands Penn Football Team

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

18 Facts You Might Not Know About New College House West

Lazytown's Robbie Rotten and his 3 doppelgängers say "We are number nine."
September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

June 6, 2021February 10, 2023 Isabella Schlact

VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

October 12, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

UPenn Announces New “Punch Bowl Only” Wing in Van Pelt Library

February 6, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn’s Super Bowl Commercials that Missed the Cut

March 12, 2019April 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

October 15, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

New College House West Funded by Students Too Lazy to Look for Off-Campus Housing

February 11, 2018 Punch Bowl Staff

Support Group for Snake-Fearing Whartonites

November 1, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Tapped Phone Conversation between Gutmann and Biden

October 23, 2017October 27, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Gutmann Releases New Urgent Message About Task Force

September 19, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

iPhone X only costs 1/65th of Penn Tuition!

February 28, 2017March 13, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Oscars Envelope Reveals Joe Biden Will Teach at Penn State Next Year

November 21, 2016January 15, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: There’s Still a Chance…

October 10, 2016January 15, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

New College House Finally Named after Donor Alfred E. New

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