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Gutmann Disbands Penn Football Team

18 Facts You Might Not Know About New College House West

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!

UPenn Announces New “Punch Bowl Only” Wing in Van Pelt Library

Penn’s Super Bowl Commercials that Missed the Cut

Self-Declared 9th President of the University Passes Several New Rules

BREAKING: Amy Gutmann Announces 2020 Presidential Campaign

New College House West Funded by Students Too Lazy to Look for Off-Campus Housing

Support Group for Snake-Fearing Whartonites

BREAKING: Tapped Phone Conversation between Gutmann and Biden

iPhone X only costs 1/65th of Penn Tuition!

Oscars Envelope Reveals Joe Biden Will Teach at Penn State Next Year

BREAKING: There’s Still a Chance…
