The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl

University of Pennsylvania Satire | Est. 1899

Menu Skip to content
  • Home
  • About
  • Articles
    • Images
    • Playlists
    • News
  • Print Issues
  • Archives
  • Advertise
  • Staff
  • Contact
  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • YouTube

Category: by Luke Hoban

February 28, 2017March 13, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Oscars Envelope Reveals Joe Biden Will Teach at Penn State Next Year

February 21, 2017March 3, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Milo Yiannopoulos Reinvited to CPAC After Controversial Healthcare Comments

February 14, 2017March 3, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

President Donald Trump Releases Statement Criticizing Michael Flynn

January 31, 2017February 9, 2017 Punch Bowl Staff

Sbarro Releases Statement in Support of Airport Protests

December 1, 2015March 22, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

Sedona Jameson | I Refuse to be Silenced

November 16, 2015January 29, 2016 Punch Bowl Staff

You Won’t Believe Where This Alumnus Gets All Of His Pens

November 3, 2015November 12, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Star Wars Has Been Cancelled

September 23, 2015October 5, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

We Are All David Cameron

April 17, 2015April 28, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

SPEC, NORAD Announce Kesha Tracker

April 3, 2015April 14, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Punch Bowl Endorses Amy Gutmann for UA SAS Rep

March 20, 2015June 22, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Mark Madness Round 1, Part 2 Preview

February 26, 2015March 18, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

We Need To Talk About Whatever the Hell Happened Yesterday

February 13, 2015February 25, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Can You Tell the Difference Between Quotes From the Daily Pennsylvanian and Tweets From Jaden Smith?

January 31, 2015February 10, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Super (Punch) Bowl Mailbag

January 30, 2015February 9, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Super (Punch) Bowl Preview

October 3, 2014January 25, 2015

We’re All Going to Die: Ebola Edition

September 21, 2014January 25, 2015

The Truth Behind Rankings

February 18, 2014January 25, 2015 Punch Bowl Staff

Joe Biden Names Arkansas 2014 State of the Union

November 8, 2013January 25, 2015

Ben Franklin Sells Naming Rights to Franklin Field

Top Posts

  • Embarrassment for USA: ISIS Leader Killed Was Actually Head of Egyptian Goddess' Fan Club
    Embarrassment for USA: ISIS Leader Killed Was Actually Head of Egyptian Goddess' Fan Club
  • 50 Things Pedophiles Have Ruined for the Rest of Us
    50 Things Pedophiles Have Ruined for the Rest of Us
  • CONFIRMED: Taylor Swift is Actually a Robot
    CONFIRMED: Taylor Swift is Actually a Robot
  • Secret Wharton Club EXPOSED!!
    Secret Wharton Club EXPOSED!!
  • Penn Issues New Red and Navy Blue Dress Code: Estimated to Affect Around 0 Students
    Penn Issues New Red and Navy Blue Dress Code: Estimated to Affect Around 0 Students

Facebook

Facebook

Instagram

💍✋‼️ 69 PENN-SPECIFIC ROMANCE TROPES FOR A BELATED VALENTINES DAY ‼️🥵💦
DATAMATCH CLOSES AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!! fill it out if you’re cool, sexy, hot, and/or hilarious. link in bio.
“if Mbappé rolled in front of my professor (while clutching a knee), he could secure extra injury time to finish my essays.”
Ben Franklin can have someone to sit with on the bench!
and that’s what you missed on penn course review

Twitter

My Tweets

Subscribe

Site Admin

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
 

Loading Comments...