Category: Articles
Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context
5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped
2021 President’s Engagement Prize Winner: Reading Marxism to Steel workers in Pennsylvania
Wharton Student Reports Unidentified “Ghostly” Forces Impressively Completed His MGMT 230 Team Project
Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020
Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)
OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists
PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with
Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics
BREAKING: Dominatrix Controls Election Coverage
A photo essay of the election, as told through MSNBC correspondent Steve Kornacki
EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men
Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name
Penn Dining To Unveil a New Fall Spice
DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired
Late Night Musings of a Professor
This Lecture is Taking Forever: A Villanelle
Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!