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Category: Articles

February 3, 2021July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings

December 5, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

December 4, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped

December 3, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

2021 President’s Engagement Prize Winner: Reading Marxism to Steel workers in Pennsylvania

November 27, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Wharton Student Reports Unidentified “Ghostly” Forces Impressively Completed His MGMT 230 Team Project

November 24, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020

November 24, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)

November 19, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

OP-ED: Penn is becoming a haven for dirty socialists

Man pointing finger guns, with a Thanksgiving turkey/pilgrim hat/pumpkin, and a Penn logo
November 18, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

PENN Edition: 10 Puns to annoy your relatives with

November 9, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

November 7, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

BREAKING: Dominatrix Controls Election Coverage

November 4, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

A photo essay of the election, as told through MSNBC correspondent Steve Kornacki

November 2, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men

November 1, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name

October 30, 2020September 29, 2021 eravitchsasupennedu

Penn Dining To Unveil a New Fall Spice

October 22, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

DP Reporter fails to mention that Trump was a Wharton graduate, promptly fired

October 15, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Late Night Musings of a Professor

October 13, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

This Lecture is Taking Forever: A Villanelle

October 12, 2020June 12, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Best Couples Costumes for Halloween 2020!

October 10, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

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