
Author: Punch Bowl Staff


Penn Block Scheduling Is Great For Everyone!

The Life and Death of Covie, the Brave Covid Particle – Part One

CPAC Statues that Didn’t Make the Cut

Student Finds Loophole For Penn Two-Day Spring Break

Goldman Interviewer Has Had Enough of the Bullshit

Penn Student-Athletes Finally Getting What They Deserve

Ten Things I Would Rather Experience than Watch Mitch McConnell Speak

Op-Ed: Penn is the Ivy League’s Biggest Overachiever

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

5 Stages of Coming to Terms with Your Spotify Wrapped

Wharton Student Reports Unidentified “Ghostly” Forces Impressively Completed His MGMT 230 Team Project

Thanksgiving Haikus- 2020

Ranking College Houses (Based on Their Ability to Get You Laid, Pre-COVID)

Rating Creative Voter Suppression Tactics

BREAKING: Dominatrix Controls Election Coverage

EXPOSED: Elect-ile Dysfunction Spread by Old Men

Tiffany Trump To Remove All T’s from Her Name

10 Tips to Help You Procrastinate Guilt-Free!
