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Category: by Victoria Goodisman

April 21, 2021September 13, 2021 vgoodis

How to Get Over Rejection from the Person Who Is TOTALLY the Love of Your Life

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Help! I Have Fallen out of the Universe

March 23, 2021September 29, 2021 vgoodis

Side Effects of the COVID-19 Vaccine Just for You!

March 9, 2021September 29, 2021 vgoodis

Punch Bowl Mining Crew Discovers the Ruins of Gourmet Grocer

February 9, 2021September 29, 2021 vgoodis

How Outsmart PennOpen Pass

November 24, 2020September 29, 2021 vgoodis

Stress Foods: RANKED

November 10, 2020September 29, 2021 vgoodis

Note Regarding Upcoming Holiday Travel From Penn

October 27, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

10 Tips to Help You Procrastinate Guilt-Free!

September 30, 2020September 30, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Fall DIYs With Little to No Purchases!

September 15, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Guys, I’m Moving to Venus!

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Best 5 Minute Life Hack EVER

August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

The “Tragedy” of Toad

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

How To: Enjoy Valentine’s Day ALONE

January 30, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

The Story of How I Deleted My Entire Animation Project the Night Before It Was Due: A Poem

November 21, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

How to eat ALL the food this Thanksgiving: Tips and Tricks

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Penn Issues New Red and Navy Blue Dress Code: Estimated to Affect Around 0 Students

October 24, 2019October 24, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

Worldwide Outbreak of “Shitty Week”

September 27, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

The ACTUAL Truth about the Compass

September 13, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

MADLIBS: Back when I was a freshman…

March 26, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Summon Your Roommate

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