
Category: by Victoria Goodisman


Help! I Have Fallen out of the Universe

Side Effects of the COVID-19 Vaccine Just for You!

Punch Bowl Mining Crew Discovers the Ruins of Gourmet Grocer

How Outsmart PennOpen Pass

Stress Foods: RANKED

Note Regarding Upcoming Holiday Travel From Penn

10 Tips to Help You Procrastinate Guilt-Free!

Fall DIYs With Little to No Purchases!

Guys, I’m Moving to Venus!

Best 5 Minute Life Hack EVER

The “Tragedy” of Toad

How To: Enjoy Valentine’s Day ALONE

The Story of How I Deleted My Entire Animation Project the Night Before It Was Due: A Poem

How to eat ALL the food this Thanksgiving: Tips and Tricks

Penn Issues New Red and Navy Blue Dress Code: Estimated to Affect Around 0 Students

Worldwide Outbreak of “Shitty Week”

The ACTUAL Truth about the Compass

MADLIBS: Back when I was a freshman…
