September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

August 25, 2021October 28, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

PLAYLIST: It’s Not Just A Phase Mom!

July 9, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

SHHH! Lesbian Doesn’t Ship Casey and Izzie on “Atypical”

June 6, 2021February 10, 2023 Isabella Schlact

VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

March 20, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

“Save room for Jesus!”: Principal Criticizes CDC’s New Spacing Guidelines

February 21, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

February 18, 2021July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

We Write More Rupi Kaur Poetry About Penn

February 9, 2021September 29, 2021 vgoodis

How Outsmart PennOpen Pass

February 3, 2021July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

How to BS in recitation when you didn’t do the readings

December 5, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

October 8, 2020August 8, 2021 Sophie Qi

NEW CLUB ON CAMPUS: We write Rupi Kaur poetry about Penn

October 7, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

13 Puns for these Cursed Times

September 23, 2020July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

5 Reasons Why Llamas are the Key to Reopening Penn

September 11, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

STORYTIME: Pete Buttigieg Haunted My Drive to Campus

September 8, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

OP-ED: Abroad Did Not Change Me Enough

February 11, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Dear Straight White Male, Why Have You Forsaken Me?

January 29, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Frat Bro Avoids Coronavirus by only Drinking Natty Lite

January 28, 2020 Punch Bowl Staff

Lost Penn Student Diary Has Readers Asking “You Doing Alright Buddy?”

December 11, 2019December 10, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

New Finals Season Study Strategy: Compartmentalization

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 Punch Bowl Staff

“Mask and Wig” Club Founded for Students Interested in Costume Design