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October 29, 2021October 27, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

How to Make Your Paper “Submitted and Readable”

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

Your Ultimate All-Nighter Playlist

October 27, 2021October 25, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Wait, What? Your ‘Lesbian’ Crush Actually Said She’s a ‘Libertarian’

October 26, 2021October 25, 2021 Brittany Anderson

The 6 Types of People at Van Pelt Library

October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Welcome to Snake Game: The “Squid Game” of Penn

October 19, 2021October 25, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Your Crush Is Hot. You Crush Is Smart. There’s Just *ONE* Red Flag. 🚩🚩🚩

October 11, 2021October 9, 2021 Brittany Anderson

PennCU: A Multiverse of Nerds & Assholes

Gutmann stands in front of the Penn Football team. Between Gutmann (left) and the football team is a large, red NO sign. There is a bluish tint over the football players.
October 8, 2021October 9, 2021 Jason Wang

Gutmann Disbands Penn Football Team

October 7, 2021October 10, 2021 Isabella Schlact

PRESS RELEASE: Punch Bowl Already Inclusive of All Genders

October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

18 Facts You Might Not Know About New College House West

September 30, 2021September 30, 2021 eravitchsasupennedu

Penn Student Agencies Launching New Couch to Class Program

Lazytown's Robbie Rotten and his 3 doppelgängers say "We are number nine."
September 24, 2021September 23, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

30 Reasons Why Penn’s Forbes Ranking Fell to #9

August 25, 2021October 28, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

PLAYLIST: It’s Not Just A Phase Mom!

July 9, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

SHHH! Lesbian Doesn’t Ship Casey and Izzie on “Atypical”

June 6, 2021February 10, 2023 Isabella Schlact

VIDEO: It Gets Better — A Message from Amy Gutmann (PARODY)

March 20, 2021September 23, 2021 Isabella Schlact

“Save room for Jesus!”: Principal Criticizes CDC’s New Spacing Guidelines

February 21, 2021July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

Dear Punchy: Ted Cruz Has My Heart

February 18, 2021July 17, 2021 Jing Jing Piriyalertsak

We Write More Rupi Kaur Poetry About Penn

December 5, 2020August 8, 2021 Punch Bowl Staff

Op-Ed: You Took Maureen Rush’s Words Out of Context

October 10, 2020July 16, 2021 Isabella Schlact

I Tried Trump’s COVID Cocktail So You Don’t Have To

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